They keep telling me I’m a miracle… but I think I’m cursed.
Several sets of arms would embrace me. But in the end, the only person I truly want to comfort me is Haymitch, because he loves Peeta, too. I reach out for him and say something like his name and he’s there, holding me and patting my back. “It’s okay. It’ll be okay, sweetheart.”
the new coke cans are cute
If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There’s not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven’t already spent on whores and whiskey.
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
So done with all of you.
I’m genuinely in love with her bob.
I need someone for cuddles cause i’m sleepy and sleepy cuddles are the best cuddles
'He's our prince.'
i keep wondering if there were any jaeger pilots who, after a successful kaiju killing, just couldn’t wait a second to have a little victory dance. and thousands of confused citizens look out to sea and see a jaeger pelvic thrusting into the sunset.
Why are dmv’s always so crowded… /waits 8 million years/ djdjsj wish me luck on this test